This is the new Flash, shitty animated sites for content that would be better presented as simple text, and I hope it will die the same death as Flash did
I opened it on my phone and it displayed the following message:
> This is an “old school” website, crafted for leisurely reading on a large wide screen like a tablet, laptop, or external monitor.
...and suggested that I schedule a time in my calender to view it on a suitable device at a later date. I suppose that terrible Flash sites are a certain kind of "old-school", but HTML 3.2 is more what I had in mind.
It’s in that parallax style that Apple uses where it animates and scrolls into view as you roll down the page. On my iPad it was oddly satisfying. I thought it was just a Lorum ipsum place holder page until I noticed I was reading the version in Italian.
I posted it because thr animations were cool but I didn’t get the gist of it. Especially toward the end where it said $149. Sold out. Kidding. We never shipped anything. Or something.
> This is an “old school” website, crafted for leisurely reading on a large wide screen like a tablet, laptop, or external monitor.
...and suggested that I schedule a time in my calender to view it on a suitable device at a later date. I suppose that terrible Flash sites are a certain kind of "old-school", but HTML 3.2 is more what I had in mind.
I posted it because thr animations were cool but I didn’t get the gist of it. Especially toward the end where it said $149. Sold out. Kidding. We never shipped anything. Or something.